2026-09-05 # Sports are the most useless hobby possible Disclaimer - personal - target audience - strictly myself Main - I was recently commenting that music and dance are useless, as compared to shooting or driving or massage or similar. - But honestly, the maximally useless hobby is sports. It only satisfies desire for ape tribe 1 to beat tribe 2. - If your tribe is stuck in the woods, being an expert at football or basketball is not going to help you get out. I don't think the muscle memory (of ankles and wrists) transfers that strongly from one skill to another, although it does transfer somewhat. - Update - I take this back. I am incorrect. The muscle memory does in fact transfer atleast somewhat.